Lost: Lab Coat with Sentimental Value

I’m down one lab coat. Tag should have “Clawson” on it and probably imply that it’s the property of OSU (…pay no attention to that). It’s dirty and stained. If you have it, use it only for good. I expect to see it next CFT.

I has it. It’s mine forever. FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Well, crap. Just make sure it sees some science every once in a while. It detests stagnation and will start synthesizing biohazardous compounds of its own volition if left alone for too long. Just a heads-up.