Some folks and I were talking about this at last CFT and as I can easily pull it off, I say we go for it. 
Come learn how to make your own bacon at home! This happening will likely be free, but open to donations for materials compensation. I will demonstrate how to cure a pork belly, then we will smoke a pre-cured one to make bacon. Best part, we will then eat said bacon the next day. Sound good? IT OUGHT TO.
Staff: if you don’t want us doing food-related happenings its cool, I just thought that since I have one of those food handler cards it might be okay.