Well, now that most of us have arrived home and we say goodbye to yet another CFT. Well, this year what did you achieve? What badges did you make it out with?
And So It Begins: First Year at CFT
Arrow to the Knee: Accidentally scrapped knee
BallBuster: Rack yourself while spinning poi
Betch Plz: Be sarcastic in humor at least once a day
Blind as a Bat: Forgot to pack a flashlight
Blowout: Fart noticeably in a tent with other occupants
Camera Whore: Appear in at least 5 photos from CFT2013
Can’t Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me: Stay up an entire night during camp weekend
Chinchilla: Roll in the dust at CFT
Chipmunk: Ate a nut you found in the forest winkwink
Could Have Sworn: Lost a drink
DatAss: Win Battle of the Butts!
Do Not Hug List: Lose an article of fursuit clothing
Doggy Style: Shook dry after a shower
Dude Where’s My Tent: Find yourself in someone else’s tent without remembering how you got there
Fly Trap: Leave your tent open after 5pm
Freebagging: Slept in a sleeping bag naked
Furry Crack: Consume at least 5 Pixiesticks at camp
Gotta Be Around Here Somewhere: Lose an article of human clothing at the river
Grid Locked: Phone dies with no way for you to personally recharge it
Hella TFin: Sleep outside in fursuit
Hellfire: Be a kitchen grunt everyday
I Guess A Bear Does: Take a shit in the woods
In the Trenches: Volunteered for more than 15 hours
Invader: Sat in on night conversations around a fire ring at camp other than your own
Laundry Day: Ran out of clean clothes
Like a Beaver: Collect wood in the river wink
Like an Otter: Swim naked in the river at least once
Line Cutter: First to receive food at every meal
Lonely in a Crowd: Signed into an instant messenger while at camp
Medic!: Unable to walk under own power (excludes intoxication)
Missing The Point: Interact with your phone every day of camping
Native: Picked up 10 pieces of garbage off the ground
Nose Blower: Use more than three tissue a day at camp
Not Hungry: Unable to enjoy meal due to tablemates manners
Novelist: Fell asleep in the sun reading a book
Occupy: Sleep in someone else’s tent
On Fire!: Sunburned first day of camp
Pebbled: Find a foreign object in your food
Pigpen: Forget to bathe one or more days
Portal to Hell: Help dig the fire pit for the kitchen
Poser: Brought three or more apple devices to camp
Power of Sol: Use solar power to recharge a device
Real Animal: Wear ears or tail every day at camp
Real Barbarian: Didn’t use any utensils at any meal
Real Classic: Arrive in a car 10 years older than you
Real Man: Loose a filling or crown while at camp
RGB: Wake up in a tent in each camp
Ritual Sacrifice: Lose three marshmallows in the same campfire
Sand in Your Cooch: Empty sand from your shoes at least once a day at camp
Shot who in the what now? : Nose into a conversation that you weren’t originally part of.
Skewered: Roast 10 marshmallows on one stick
Socialist: Shared vodka with at least four other furs
Stealing a Star Flame: Use someone else’s sun screen
StickyPaws: Forgot to bring a utensil to dinner
Survivalist: Started a campfire without using chemical igniters (lighters, matches, etc.)
Third Times the Charm: Third Year at CFT
This is Baaaaad!: Drew CensorSheep at least once while at camp.
Total Flamer: Forgot to pack sunscreen
Vibe: Second Year at CFT
Wet Dog Smell: Dive into the creek in fursuit
When I was young… : Attended 5 or more CFT events (includes pre-Ogden events)
When was that? : Fourth Year at CFT
Where’s The Fucking Barista: Consume any Starbucks product at camp
Yankin It: Steal the bedding from a tentmate at least twice
Hello?: pushed the call button at least once (Staff Badge)
Well? What you got? ;3
