Well, now that most of us have arrived home and we say goodbye to yet another CFT. Well, this year what did you achieve? What badges did you make it out with?
And So It Begins: First Year at CFT
Arrow to the Knee: Accidentally scrapped knee
BallBuster: Rack yourself while spinning poi
Betch Plz: Be sarcastic in humor at least once a day
Blind as a Bat: Forgot to pack a flashlight
Blowout: Fart noticeably in a tent with other occupants
Camera Whore: Appear in at least 5 photos from CFT2013
Can’t Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me: Stay up an entire night during camp weekend
Chinchilla: Roll in the dust at CFT
Chipmunk: Ate a nut you found in the forest winkwink
Could Have Sworn: Lost a drink
DatAss: Win Battle of the Butts!
Do Not Hug List: Lose an article of fursuit clothing
Doggy Style: Shook dry after a shower
Dude Where’s My Tent: Find yourself in someone else’s tent without remembering how you got there
Fly Trap: Leave your tent open after 5pm
Freebagging: Slept in a sleeping bag naked
Furry Crack: Consume at least 5 Pixiesticks at camp
Gotta Be Around Here Somewhere: Lose an article of human clothing at the river
Grid Locked: Phone dies with no way for you to personally recharge it
Hella TFin: Sleep outside in fursuit
Hellfire: Be a kitchen grunt everyday
I Guess A Bear Does: Take a shit in the woods
In the Trenches: Volunteered for more than 15 hours
Invader: Sat in on night conversations around a fire ring at camp other than your own
Laundry Day: Ran out of clean clothes
Like a Beaver: Collect wood in the river wink
Like an Otter: Swim naked in the river at least once
Line Cutter: First to receive food at every meal
Lonely in a Crowd: Signed into an instant messenger while at camp
Medic!: Unable to walk under own power (excludes intoxication)
Missing The Point: Interact with your phone every day of camping
Native: Picked up 10 pieces of garbage off the ground
Nose Blower: Use more than three tissue a day at camp
Not Hungry: Unable to enjoy meal due to tablemates manners
Novelist: Fell asleep in the sun reading a book
Occupy: Sleep in someone else’s tent
On Fire!: Sunburned first day of camp
Pebbled: Find a foreign object in your food
Pigpen: Forget to bathe one or more days
Portal to Hell: Help dig the fire pit for the kitchen
Poser: Brought three or more apple devices to camp
Power of Sol: Use solar power to recharge a device
Real Animal: Wear ears or tail every day at camp
Real Barbarian: Didn’t use any utensils at any meal
Real Classic: Arrive in a car 10 years older than you
Real Man: Loose a filling or crown while at camp
RGB: Wake up in a tent in each camp
Ritual Sacrifice: Lose three marshmallows in the same campfire
Sand in Your Cooch: Empty sand from your shoes at least once a day at camp
Shot who in the what now? : Nose into a conversation that you weren’t originally part of.
Skewered: Roast 10 marshmallows on one stick
Socialist: Shared vodka with at least four other furs
Stealing a Star Flame: Use someone else’s sun screen
StickyPaws: Forgot to bring a utensil to dinner
Survivalist: Started a campfire without using chemical igniters (lighters, matches, etc.)
Third Times the Charm: Third Year at CFT
This is Baaaaad!: Drew CensorSheep at least once while at camp.
Total Flamer: Forgot to pack sunscreen
Vibe: Second Year at CFT
Wet Dog Smell: Dive into the creek in fursuit
When I was young… : Attended 5 or more CFT events (includes pre-Ogden events)
When was that? : Fourth Year at CFT
Where’s The Fucking Barista: Consume any Starbucks product at camp
Yankin It: Steal the bedding from a tentmate at least twice
Hello?: pushed the call button at least once (Staff Badge)
Betch Plz, Could Have Sworn, Freebagging, Hellfire, Laundry Day, Missing the Point (its a clock! get use to it), Occupy (Does the floor of the safety tent count? x.X), Pigpen (yeah… i was quite unhappy the next day), Portal to Hell, Sand in Your Cooch, Total Flamer (derp… not that i needed it), When I was Young…, Where’sTheFuckingBarista (dont judge )
Betch Plz (I think), Grid Locked (It was off almost the whole time at camp and still managed to die on the last day. Wtf battery!), Occupy, Pigpen, Shot Who in the What Now?, Socialist, and Vibe.
And So It Begins
Betch Plz (probably)
Grid Locked (It was working then died and no car charger could charge it, not even my solar power)
Invader
Pigpen (I kept trying, but the showers were either broken or unheated and forget to check later)
Power of Sol (Charged my phone for the first day or two before it completely died)
Shot who in the what now?
Survivalist (pure flint and steel (took forever))
This is Baaaaad! (Maybe 7 times? Not including the 30 or so in con books)
When I was young… (I was around for a lot of minor happenings)
Betch Plz: Be sarcastic in humor at least once a day
Blowout: Fart noticeably in a tent with other occupants
Chinchilla: Roll in the dust at CFT (it was a dare, I couldn’t say no to)
Could Have Sworn: Lost a drink (went a whole morning looking for my many receptacles, twice)
Doggy Style: Shook dry after a shower (towels be damned! … … and my hair is amazing in the drip dry heat)
I Guess A Bear Does: Take a shit in the woods (toilets be damned! Dig a hole, heathens!)
Invader: Sat in on night conversations around a fire ring at camp other than your own
Missing The Point: Interact with your phone every day of camping (Needed a guitar tuner at least twice a day)
Native: Picked up 10 pieces of garbage off the ground (chasing plastic bags, mostly. Turn up everywhere on the first day)
Pigpen: Forget to bathe one or more days (bathing be damned! did bathe twice in one morning though, soap is cewl)
Real Animal: Wear ears or tail every day at camp (that poor tail will never be brushed out… brushes be damned!)
Sand in Your Cooch: Empty sand from your shoes at least once a day at camp (too much walking)
Shot who in the what now? : Nose into a conversation that you weren’t originally part of.
Socialist: Shared vodka with at least four other furs (thanks to Hawkfeather!)
Third Times the Charm: Third Year at CFT (could have been four, but I wasn’t feeling up to attend you wierdos)
Camera Whore
Can’t Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me
Could Have Sworn
Freebagging
Invader
Laundry Day
Like an Otter
Native
Pigpen
Sand in Your Cooch
Shot who in the what now?
Third Times the Charm
Blind as a Bat
Could Have Sworn
Freebagging
In the Trenches
Lonely in a Crowd
Missing The Point
Native
Occupy
Pigpen
Power of Sol
RGB
Socialist
Shot Who in the What Now?
When I was young…
Hello?
Betch Plz (always)
Camera Whore
Chinchilla (the bird made me do it)
Could Have Sworn (technically somebody drove off with my beer and I never got it back)
Missing the Point
Native
Sand in Your Cooch
Shot who in the what now?
Vibe
Betch Plz: Be sarcastic in humor at least once a day
Blind as a Bat: Forgot to pack a flashlight
Blowout: Fart noticeably in a tent with other occupants
Camera Whore: Appear in at least 5 photos from CFT2013 (I wasn’t keeping count, but meh I know i was in at least four.)
Could Have Sworn: Lost a drink - And the cup it was in :I
Hellfire: Be a kitchen grunt everyday (Three years running!)
Invader: Sat in on night conversations around a fire ring at camp other than your own
Missing The Point: Interact with your phone every day of camping (I used it as an alarm for food schedules, settle down)
Native: Picked up 10 pieces of garbage off the ground (Kitchen is a messy place)
Sand in Your Cooch: Empty sand from your shoes at least once a day at camp
Shot who in the what now?: Nose into a conversation that you weren’t originally part of.
Socialist: Shared vodka with at least four other furs (Bonus points for forty furs?)
Third Times the Charm: Third Year at CFT
Where’s The Fucking Barista: Consume any Starbucks product at camp (In my defense, there were Frappacinos Hiding in the Kitchen)
Hello?: pushed the call button at least once (Staff Badge) Yep, I butt-dialed a few times. Wanna fight about it?
Arrow to the Knee (Those damn tables catch my knees every year!)
Blind as a Bat (First for me … SUCKED)
Chipmunk
Could Have Sworn (Still lamenting that drink, it was damn good)
Dude Where’s My Tent
Freebagging
Grid Locked (Forgot my proprietary charging cable)
Native (messy furs this year!)
Occupy
Socialist
When I was young…
Where’s The Fucking Barista (Not proud of this but was running to town every day!)
Yankin It
